Let's do this.

Bitch stop looking at Sherlock porn and finish my john/sol. :P

Anonymous

Psssh, bitch, you don’t gotta go on Anon. XD You’re my special little cupcake, remember? XD

Davros <3

Davros~

Originally for a prompt on kinkmeme that I can’t find ANYWHERE now, but then finished it to hold turntechsmuppetbutt

Be warned. It’s kinky. And has vibrators.

Kinkmeme Fill! John/Dave Shower sex.

Prompt: http://homesmut.livejournal.com/12138.html?thread=23400810#t23400810

This is part one of two, the second will be Bro and Dave, and will hopefully be posted sometime soon.

Hey all. Just wanted to say that by the end of the night I will have christened myself into the Homestuck fandom. After that, don’t expect much else.

Fanfiction. A socially acceptable way to say ‘I’m off to read some porn now’

Lloyd and Genis - The Power of Knowing Your Vocabulary

Or alternatively, “How to Be Cockblocked By Words”

For the fantastical Festers.

Fluff, not fluff. I don't care really. (although if you went with LloydxGenis, I'd prefer fluff... for obvious Genis-is-twelve reasons)

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well yes, he’s twelve, but he’s crushing on presea. that’s about as pedo as it gets. XD

but i shall do fluff of some sort, as writing actual porn takes time and i am highly distracted. :D

I'm in a very ToS mood... Can I have a short LloydxGenis? Or Zelloyd. Either one. Something with Lloyd!! :D

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Like fluff or what?

James McAvoy for ****

Note: When I wrote this, I had almost no idea who McAvoy was, and did not realize how incredibly sexy he was. That being said, this is most likely ridiculously OOC and I also now imagine the random “male coworker” to be Michael Fassbender. Just sayin’.

All of that having been said, I’m not quite sure if this will count as yaoi until I write a sequel in which he acts upon said male coworker, but still. XD

P.S.; it took much longer than it should have to think of that many dirty porn tags. XD

Gee POV

Hah. Here’s something… You see… before this, I had never… well, I had never written anything successfully in first person. Then this came along. XD Birthday present for ****. :D

Frerard - Punishment

Welp…

Frerard - A Good Night’s Sleep

For ****, of course. And also because I had never written something like this and wanted to give it a try. :D

Gerard is in bold. Frank is just horny. XD

Frerard - Untitled (a.s. for ****)

A request from my friend ****. :P

LOVE ME FOREVER BECAUSE OF THIS, ****.

Frerard - Surprise, Surprise.

First, lemme say that this is one of my personal favorites, simply because I plan on getting a *spoiler* someday. Second, teenager!Frerard is cute to me, just because I imagine them to be so like, head-over-heels like most dumb teenagers are. XD

Frerard - Sleep